FIRST SHOW. RAIN SHOW. BRAIN SHOW. PLANE SHOW.

GOOD MORNING!

Andrew and I have both made it to our show on time despite apocalyptic weather conditions. I am wet, Andrew is wet, in fact he dosent even have pants on. Well, I don't either, but thats only because I am wearing a dress. This is being to start to sound like a phone sex conversation.

Andrew and I have had a few good interns over the past few years and we are determined to have a set of good kids to teach the ropes of radio this year. SO IF YOU LIKE BOLLYWOOD MOVIES, LEARNING POPULAR HIP HOP DANCE MOVES, AND PHYSICAL CONTACT (IF YOU DONT LIKE HUGS THEN GO AWAY) then you should apply for our show! Here is our wish list of physical traits as well as mental capacities we would like to see in prospective interns:

Andrew's criteria for interns:

1. Must be more than willing to dry his panties.

2. Open to clipping his toenails.

3. Nice would be nice.

4.Lava Pudding

Julia's criteria for interns:

1. must have homework completed before radio.

2. DON'T BE AFRAID OF TALKING (ask andrew, dont be skurred, shits easy)

3. Glitter.

4. Hair that smells nice.

It's not too much to ask, wethinks.

Andrew was introduced to both Jessie Slaughter and The Bed Intruder song today. You can find their links respectively following this sentence:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scyGo7tkC4I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw

Das Playlist:

Baths - Animals

Doobie Brothers - What a Fool Believes (WHAT IF THERE WAS A BOLLYWOOD MOVIE DEVOTED TO THE DOOBIE BROTHERS CALLED THE DUBAI BROTHERS?)

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Have You Ever Seen the Rain

Coco Rosie - Tahiti Rain Song

Beach House - Take Care

Bob Dylan - Wigwam

The Books - Smells Like Content

Yeasayer - ONE

The Steadies - The Hopefuls

Madlib - Dancing Girls Theme (we like this)

Studio - Westside

Pseudosix - Under the Waves

Pulp - This is Hardcore

DJ Shadow - What does your soul look like (part 4)

(PART 2)

Antoine Dodson & The Gregory Brothers - Bed Intruder

Keepaway - Yellow Wings

Here We Go Magic - Collector

The Notwist - Boneless (Panda Bear Remix)

Papercuts - The Wolf

Le Loup - Beach Town

Suburban Kids With Biblical Names - Funeral Face

Stereolab - Pinball

YMO - Tong Poo

Nina Simone - My Baby Just Cares For Me

Broadcast - Where Youth And Laughter Go

M83 - Farewell/Goodbye

The Dirty Projectors - Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie

Amos Milburn - Greyhound Bus Blues

Masami Tsuchiya - Kafka (Kindof like Japanese Talking Heads!)

much love, Juila + Andrew

PS: HAVE YOU SEEN GOOGLE TODAY? Its been reported to the cyber police.